Or infinity pools in heaven.
Alert: this was posted ages ago but now fits in sequentially and bears a second look at. I am updating it as I was in a rush before and this place would go on my top 10 list of places to go in the world!
OR AN EVACUATION IN SOHO FOR A 1000 LB NAZI BOMB FOUND UNDERNEATH A BUILDING SITE.
Alert and update: they have found more bomb fragments and are trying to evacuate our building. People are now very doubtful, have nowhere to go and so refusing. It’s sort of wartime mentality gone a bit mad. I’ll keep you posted
No more pyramids for you guys today, we have an old artefact from WW2, a 1000 lb bomb for your delectation. This is rushed so bear with me.
Be brave. People of our age have had a rougher ride in many ways but maybe have been told they can’t travel all over ALONE. Well that’t a load of old rubbish. Writing about things applies too. Be brave.
OR HOW I CHOSE TO HAVE NEEDLES STUCK IN MY BODY RATHER THAN EAT DUCK AND WATCH DRAGONS DANCING.
OR HOW I STAGGERED ON FOR ANOTHER INSANE MONTH ON A BROKEN FOOT AND MASHED ANKLE.
ALERT: there is a lot of shouty sweary bits in this post so not for people who disapprove of foul language and indeed a potty mouth to end all potty mouths.
OR TALLY OF THOSE WHO MADE IT THROUGH THE CHRISTMAS ASSAULT.
OR TAKE A DAY OF PAMPERING WITH A HOME SPA. (WITH BITS YOU HAVE TO HAND)
It’s easy to do and with make life much better over the next few days. It is vital to take the stress away or you’ll have a horrid crusty and cranky old bird.
OR SOCIAL PARIAH WITH MAD EYES SCARES FRIENDS.
As anyone who’s had to “rest up” after an injury knows, it’s not all the fun it’s cracked up to be.
Old Bird Travels Solo! 