OR HOW I STAGGERED ON FOR ANOTHER INSANE MONTH ON A BROKEN FOOT AND MASHED ANKLE.
ALERT: there is a lot of shouty sweary bits in this post so not for people who disapprove of foul language and indeed a potty mouth to end all potty mouths.
OR TALLY OF THOSE WHO MADE IT THROUGH THE CHRISTMAS ASSAULT.
OR TAKE A DAY OF PAMPERING WITH A HOME SPA. (WITH BITS YOU HAVE TO HAND)
It’s easy to do and with make life much better over the next few days. It is vital to take the stress away or you’ll have a horrid crusty and cranky old bird.
OR SOCIAL PARIAH WITH MAD EYES SCARES FRIENDS.
As anyone who’s had to “rest up” after an injury knows, it’s not all the fun it’s cracked up to be.
Or old birds must travel there!
Such highs and lows, much like the mountains to the plains. God I have loved this adventure.
Booooom! I went down like a sack of potatoes twisting my foot and ankle and smashing my arm into the door frame
Old Bird Travels Solo! 