Helpful advice that my experiences have taught me so you don’t have to make mistakes. I do it for you!
I whimpered and white-knuckled the seat. I should have missed this flight and stayed in Hong Kong for fuck’s sake. I shouldn’t have been so obvious about how I hated their dictatorship I snivelled. I made a lot of promises in that ten minutes but hey, that’s what an atheist does when praying.
ABSOLUTE POWER CORRUPTS ABSOLUTELY.
TOP TIP: My habit of always putting “old town or historic centre” had bitten me in the arse a few times. This terminology, “Historic centre”, includes and means a place where you will be raped and murdered in an alley and have everything stolen off your still warm corpse, but it also has a lovely church.
Alert: This is from a page on my site with bits added. It’s to get you old girls prepped up for colder trips when the travelling will have become a lot laxer again hopefully. Until then get yourself ready and take note from this post the way to approach any cold trip. There are links all the way through to help a bit
Hurry up! It’s soon time for your Nippy Trip……
GET READY TO SPREAD YOUR WINGS AGAIN. BEFORE YOU KNOW IT WE WILL BE TRAVELLING AGAIN. STRENGTH MY FRIENDS!
Winnie the Poo is banned for fucks sake.
OR THIS IS ON MY MAIN SITE WHICH NAUGHTY OLD BIRDS ARE NOT READING. BAD BAD BIRDIES. I’VE ADDED SOME BITS, BUT THIS IS THE GENERAL IDEA FOR THOSE HOT WET TRIPS!!
Alert: In preparation for us escaping and flying free again.
Down and dirty at the beach. Swimming, snorkelling, diving, boogie boarding or just plain sunbathing? Onboard a boat for some fishing as well? Climbing and trekking around the coastline? Gazing out to sea? Breath in that air and get ready for your wet bits!
ALL OF THE SANCTUARIES WERE BASED ON DONATIONS BY THE PUBLIC, WITHOUT TOURISM THEY ARE IN REAL TROUBLE PLEASE BY CLICKING ON LINKS TO OFFICIAL WEBSITES
As awful as my train arrival (initiation by fire) had been and my crying into my t-shirt covered filthy pillow the previous night, nothing could have prepared me for the onslaught of rabid Chinese tourists and misery of the Forbidden City. (
OR WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY DOING FOR THE STREET PEOPLE AT THIS TERRIBLE TIME? ALERT: WONDERFUL NEWS JOHN BOY JUST GOT A PLACING AT ST. BARNABAS. I WAS AMAZED WHEN NICKIE AIKEN OUR MP, […]
Old Bird Travels Solo! 