As awful as my train arrival (initiation by fire) had been and my crying into my t-shirt covered filthy pillow the previous night, nothing could have prepared me for the onslaught of rabid Chinese tourists and misery of the Forbidden City. (
THE MATURE ART OF TRAVELLING ALONE. MY NEW EMAIL IS: OldBirdTravels@proton.me PLEASE LIKE AND SHARE AT THE BOTTOM OF THE POST!
Category: ALERTS AND TOP TIPS FOR SOLO TRAVEL.
Helpful advice that my experiences have taught me so you don’t have to make mistakes. I do it for you!
HOMELESS IN THE TIMES OF COVID. JOHN BOYS STORY. SOHO, LONDON.
OR WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY DOING FOR THE STREET PEOPLE AT THIS TERRIBLE TIME? ALERT: WONDERFUL NEWS JOHN BOY JUST GOT A PLACING AT ST. BARNABAS. I WAS AMAZED WHEN NICKIE AIKEN OUR MP, […]
BEASTLY BEASTER. OR EASTER IN SOHO LONDON.
OR EASTER MY LOVE. ALERT: I cry at my naivety and my glass half full kind of attitude as this hideous New World Order get’s it’s feet under the table. I really believed if people […]
SOMETHING FISHY, ALERT: IMPORTANT READ.
OR I WILL BE AVOIDING BUYING CHINESE ANYTHING IN THE FUTURE. ALERT: I said all this from the beginning and people thought I was mad. here are your facts sent to me via WhatsApp. When […]
BRUTUS MAGNIFICUS MAKES IT THROUGH THE OP AND THE NIGHT.
OR OUR LITTLE CHAP BETTER KNOWN AS “FAT GIT” OR “THE BRUTE” Didn’t sleep again last night until I knew he’d made it through the night. It was a very heavy duty op and took […]
BRUTUS IS VERY SICK AND GOING FOR AN OP TODAY…
OR OUR BOY BRUTUS “FAT GIT” THE BULLDOG, IS VERY SICK GIVE HIM POSITIVE VIBES PLEASE
APRIL FOOLS OLD BIRDS AND ALL!
OR LETS DREAM OF THE GOOD TIMES THAT WILL COME AGAIN.
Solo travellers unite!
As I look back at the last couple of years of April fool pics I am reminded of the abosolute wonder of the world and also notes of what I should have seen as warnings from my time in Asia. When I actually went to China its unpleasant underbelly was exposed to me so I don’t know why I’m surprised they are opening their vile animal trade all over again in their markets with the same bats that “apparently” started this all.
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THE ONLY PERSON HAVING A NEW KITCHEN PUT IN AT THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT!!
OR. I’LL SAVE MY VITRIOL, CONSPIRACY THEORIES AND HISSY FITS TIL LATER WHEN IT’S ALL NORMAL AGAIN.
ALERT: This is a very late post but because of being on the road due to having a new kitchen fitted and my house being unfit to live in. I stayed in Richmond first hence going to Hampton Court the following day all was closed in the vicinity so no Ham House etc. Then the hotels all closed so I was kicked out of Z Hotel and finally returned home to chaos and builders dust and god knows what other filth. So from the lockdown I have been piecing my house back together and unpacking and sterilising all my shit and giving it all new order. In other words I’ve been too fucking busy and freaked out to write. Each surface I clean and old things that turn up make me feel, much like the lock in this will pass organically and all will be well. Semi normality has returned so now this old bird will sing again.
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RAINBOWS AND LOLLIPOPS. sILLY sOHO.
Alert: this is all very silly and childish. On a more serious note, the birds seems to have vanished. Anybody experienced the same?
IRISH POSH GRUB AND PEGGY’S PUB.
They all nodded solemnly and continued to chain smoked while watching him ranting and raving and swearing and punching his fist to the heavens.
Old Bird Travels Solo! 