OR BEING ROBBED BY ATM MACHINES AND GOING TO THE MALL AND SEEING SOMETHING SHOCKING Continuation of : DANGEROUS FERRIES AND OVERCROWDED ISLANDS… As you know snorkelling is my favourite thing in the world which […]
Their saucer sized eyes looked dispassionately on and in an effort the keep down in the very salty water I adopted a weird Buddhist like pose which I still remember doing
At cocktails the tasty food in little bite-size pieces were delicious, much as the bite-size pieces that the cannibal fish had nibbled off me, probably had been to him too.
By the third day, I was suntanned and healthy and acclimatising to this totally new way of life. Glug, glug not choo, choo and brr, brr.
GET READY TO SPREAD YOUR WINGS AGAIN. BEFORE YOU KNOW IT WE WILL BE TRAVELLING AGAIN. STRENGTH MY FRIENDS!
After that my “list” becomes more difficult to read so do please add to it when you get there or anyone else who has been there. I would love to hear fishy anecdotes or add to the list . I had after all drunk a lot of coconut rum after the trip!
Or “What the FUCK was that over there?!“ A SEA COW HAVING A KIP NOT A ROCK! Furious I didn’t bring my underwater camera (shurely not Rebecca what were you thinking?) I’ve depended on the […]
Or I loved it but it’s harsh….. oh, and Belize the same.