TOP TIP: Don’t come here it’s vile.
Helpful advice that my experiences have taught me so you don’t have to make mistakes. I do it for you!
TOP TIP: Don’t come here it’s vile.
OR YES, BUT FLIGHTLESS OLD BIRDS ARE.
OR I DID IT SOLO DESPITE THE ODDS! BRAVO TO ME!!
OR HAND MADE COCKTAILS ON BOARD CHOO CHOO!!!
OR POLICE ROAD BLOCKS ON DODGY ROADS WHERE YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE……
OR MY LOVE AFFAIR WITH MONGOLIA AND IT’S PEOPLE