So, my friends the answer is this. NEVER TRAVEL ON THE CHEAPER VERSIONS OF THIS MODE OF TRANSPORT!

So, my friends the answer is this. NEVER TRAVEL ON THE CHEAPER VERSIONS OF THIS MODE OF TRANSPORT!
OR GETTING IN TRIM FOR MY TRIP
R HOW NOT TO SCREAM AND CRY AT AN AIRPORT TWO MINUTES BEFORE BOARDING.
TOP TIP: Don’t come here it’s vile.
OR YES, BUT FLIGHTLESS OLD BIRDS ARE.
OR I DID IT SOLO DESPITE THE ODDS! BRAVO TO ME!!
OR HAND MADE COCKTAILS ON BOARD CHOO CHOO!!!
OR ALTITUDE SICKNESS AND NARROW STREETS.