TOP TIP: Don’t come here it’s vile.

TOP TIP: Don’t come here it’s vile.
OR YES, BUT FLIGHTLESS OLD BIRDS ARE.
OR I DID IT SOLO DESPITE THE ODDS! BRAVO TO ME!!
OR HAND MADE COCKTAILS ON BOARD CHOO CHOO!!!
OR ALTITUDE SICKNESS AND NARROW STREETS.
OR HOW PERU DEMANDS YOU SHOW YOU’LL LEAVE BEFORE YOU ARRIVE!
OR POLICE ROAD BLOCKS ON DODGY ROADS WHERE YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE……